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Thursday, August 18th

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The Guardian
S&P was among the ratings agencies whose top ratings for bundles of troubled mortgage loans sparked the global financial crisis. Photograph: Reuters The US justice department is investigating Standard & Poor's rating of mortgage securities in the ...
Voice of America
August 18, 2011 UN Chief Expresses Alarm to Syrian President VOA News UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon has told Syrian President Bashar al-Assad that he is alarmed at reports of excessive use of force by government security forces against citizens and ...
Xinhua
BEIJING, Aug. 18 (Xinhua) -- Vice President Xi Jinping on Thursday called on the world's top two economies to increase macro economic policy coordination and boost market confidence. "In face of a complicated and fast-changing world, cooperation is the ...
The Guardian
Christine O'Donnell accused Piers Morgan of being 'a little bit rude' after he asked her about gay marriage – a subject covered in the book she was promoting. Photograph: Jason Reed/Reuters O'Donnell, who was soundly beaten in November's election in ...
Detroit Free Press
President Barack Obama, on a three-day bus tour in the Midwest, arrives for a town hall meeting in Atkinson, Ill., on Wednesday. He has asked people to encourage their Congress members to work with him. / CAROLYN KASTER/Associated Press BY BEN FELLER ...
Philadelphia Inquirer
By Aman Batheja FORT WORTH, Texas - Texas Gov. Rick Perry found himself at the center of attention again Wednesday, this time after reiterating his skepticism over climate change and his belief that some scientists have manipulated data to keep the ...
Times of India
BHUBANESWAR: Even as the wave of support for Anna Hazare spread further, evoking anti-Centre protests for the second consecutive day on Wednesday, the Congress and the BJD entered into a mud-slinging match on the issue of corruption on the opening day ...
BBC News
Thousands of people rallied in the Spanish capital Madrid on Wednesday to protest at the cost of a visit by Pope Benedict XVI. A number of the demonstrators clashed with police after marching to the central Sol square chanting slogans. ...
BBC News
Thousands of people rallied in the Spanish capital Madrid on Wednesday to protest at the cost of a visit by Pope Benedict XVI. A number of the demonstrators clashed with police after marching to the central Sol square chanting slogans. ...
华尔街日报中文网
华社周四报导称,中国国家副主席习近平表示,中美两国有责任加强宏观经济政策协调,共同提振市场信心。 据报导,习近平在与美国副总统拜登(Joe Biden)举行会谈时表示,中美作为全球最大的两个经济体,应该通过二十国集 ...
WSAV-TV
By: MITCH STACY | AP TAMPA, Fla. (AP) At 17 years old, Jared Cano had been expelled and had several run-ins with the law, though none of the charges from burglary to drug possession had been pressed. When Tampa police, who periodically checked on the ...
TIME
By Ruth Davis Konigsberg Thursday, Aug. 18, 2011 President Barack Obama, left, and his daughter Malia, front right, ride bicycles along a path through Manuel F. Correllus State Forest, on the island of Martha's Vineyard, on Aug. 27, 2010. ...
CNN
By David Goldman @CNNMoneyTech August 18, 2011: 5:23 AM ET NEW YORK (CNNMoney) -- Patents have dominated the tech news headlines lately, with industry leaders such as Google, Apple and Microsoft spending billions to beef up their intellectual property ...
OzarksFirst.com
Late night TV host David Letterman is being warned about a possible threat to assassinate him. A US intelligence monitoring group says a Muslim militant has urged American followers to target Letterman, saying his tongue deserves to be cut out. ...
華爾街日報
華社週四報導稱﹐中國國家副主席習近平表示﹐中美兩國有責任加強宏觀經濟政策協調﹐共同提振市場信心。 據報導﹐習近平在與美國副總統拜登(Joe Biden)舉行會談時表示﹐中美作為全球最大的兩個經濟體﹐應該通過二十國集團(G20)等機制促進世界經濟穩健復甦。 ...
Telegraph.co.uk
Women and children were among the casualties this morning as a roadside bomb tore through a minibus in western Afghanistan. Bomb attacks killed 25 people in Afghanistan this morning, ripping through a minibus packed with civilians and targeting a ...
Telegraph.co.uk
Women and children were among the casualties this morning as a roadside bomb tore through a minibus in western Afghanistan. Bomb attacks killed 25 people in Afghanistan this morning, ripping through a minibus packed with civilians and targeting a ...
Los Angeles Times
By Michael Muskal It is the institution that everyone loves to hate and according to the latest Gallup poll released on Tuesday, there is seemingly no bottom to Americans' disapproval of Congress. According to the poll, a bare 13% of those surveyed ...
CNN International
By Reza Sayah, CNN Islamabad, Pakistan (CNN) -- A former federal lawmaker is among at least 33 people killed in a fresh spate of violence over the past 24 hours in the Pakistani city of Karachi, police officials said Thursday. ...
Kansas City Star
By LAURA BAUER Joplin High School students tried to log on to their donated laptop computers for the first time on Wednesday, the first day of classes at the 11th- and 12th-grade school in Northpark Mall. JOPLIN, Mo. | Standing in her high school ...
New York Times
A rebel was carried into a clinic near Zawiyah, where government forces are fighting for control. More Photos » By KAREEM FAHIM ZAWIYAH, Libya — Escaping sniper fire and a steady rain of artillery shells, hundreds of refugees fled from Zawiyah on ...
The Guardian
The funeral of a Turkish soldier in Ankara in July. The Kurdistan Workers' Party claimed responsibility for an ambush on August 17 in which eight soldiers were killed. Photograph: Adem Altan/AFP/Getty Images Turkish warplanes have pounded a string of ...
The Guardian
The government says it wants to send out a message. But is there any moral justification for such tough punishments? Too heavily punished? Perry Sutcliffe-Keenan and Jordan Blackshaw. Photograph: guardian.co.uk If it is a fundamental principle of ...
BusinessWeek
By Keith Jenkins and Candice Zachariahs Aug. 18 (Bloomberg) -- The dollar and yen gained against most major counterparts on speculation a report today will show US inflation isn't weak enough for the Federal Reserve to consider a third round of ...
WBXH
AP Entertainment News Video More>> By MARY PEMBERTON AP ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) - Hot sauce is a dinner table option to some parents. But to prosecutors in Alaska, forcing it on a 7-year-old boy as punishment amounts to child abuse. ...
Politico
The CEO of Starbucks is urging fellow business leaders to join him in getting Washington's attention by refusing to give money to political campaigns until there is a serious plan to rein in deficits. “I am asking that all of us forgo political ...
Univisión
Rusia perdió contacto con un potente satélite de telecomunicaciones, el Express-AM4, lanzado en la madrugada del jueves, el cual no llegó a ponerse en órbita, indicó una fuente de la industria espacial a la agencia Interfax. ...
BBC News
A US court has refused to allow music producer Phil Spector to appeal his murder conviction. The musician was jailed for 19 years in 2009 for shooting an actress at his Californian home. His lawyers claim he was not given a fair trial because Los ...
CNN International
By Reza Sayah, CNN Islamabad, Pakistan (CNN) -- A former federal lawmaker is among at least 33 people killed in a fresh spate of violence over the past 24 hours in the Pakistani city of Karachi, police officials said Thursday. ...
Reuters
1 of 2. San Bernardino County Sheriffs deputies Mike Walker and Federico Hernandez (R) look at headstones recovered during a search of a home in Loma Linda, California in this handout photo released to Reuters August 17, 2011. ...
The Guardian
The government says it wants to send out a message. But is there any moral justification for such tough punishments? Too heavily punished? Perry Sutcliffe-Keenan and Jordan Blackshaw. Photograph: guardian.co.uk If it is a fundamental principle of ...
BusinessWeek
By Keith Jenkins and Candice Zachariahs Aug. 18 (Bloomberg) -- The dollar and yen gained against most major counterparts on speculation a report today will show US inflation isn't weak enough for the Federal Reserve to consider a third round of ...
WBXH
AP Entertainment News Video More>> By MARY PEMBERTON AP ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) - Hot sauce is a dinner table option to some parents. But to prosecutors in Alaska, forcing it on a 7-year-old boy as punishment amounts to child abuse. ...
Politico
The CEO of Starbucks is urging fellow business leaders to join him in getting Washington's attention by refusing to give money to political campaigns until there is a serious plan to rein in deficits. “I am asking that all of us forgo political ...
Univisión
Rusia perdió contacto con un potente satélite de telecomunicaciones, el Express-AM4, lanzado en la madrugada del jueves, el cual no llegó a ponerse en órbita, indicó una fuente de la industria espacial a la agencia Interfax. ...
BBC News
A US court has refused to allow music producer Phil Spector to appeal his murder conviction. The musician was jailed for 19 years in 2009 for shooting an actress at his Californian home. His lawyers claim he was not given a fair trial because Los ...
CNN International
By Reza Sayah, CNN Islamabad, Pakistan (CNN) -- A former federal lawmaker is among at least 33 people killed in a fresh spate of violence over the past 24 hours in the Pakistani city of Karachi, police officials said Thursday. ...
Reuters
1 of 2. San Bernardino County Sheriffs deputies Mike Walker and Federico Hernandez (R) look at headstones recovered during a search of a home in Loma Linda, California in this handout photo released to Reuters August 17, 2011. ...
The Guardian
The government says it wants to send out a message. But is there any moral justification for such tough punishments? Too heavily punished? Perry Sutcliffe-Keenan and Jordan Blackshaw. Photograph: guardian.co.uk If it is a fundamental principle of ...
BusinessWeek
By Keith Jenkins and Candice Zachariahs Aug. 18 (Bloomberg) -- The dollar and yen gained against most major counterparts on speculation a report today will show US inflation isn't weak enough for the Federal Reserve to consider a third round of ...
WBXH
AP Entertainment News Video More>> By MARY PEMBERTON AP ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) - Hot sauce is a dinner table option to some parents. But to prosecutors in Alaska, forcing it on a 7-year-old boy as punishment amounts to child abuse. ...
Politico
The CEO of Starbucks is urging fellow business leaders to join him in getting Washington's attention by refusing to give money to political campaigns until there is a serious plan to rein in deficits. “I am asking that all of us forgo political ...
Univisión
Rusia perdió contacto con un potente satélite de telecomunicaciones, el Express-AM4, lanzado en la madrugada del jueves, el cual no llegó a ponerse en órbita, indicó una fuente de la industria espacial a la agencia Interfax. ...
BBC News
A US court has refused to allow music producer Phil Spector to appeal his murder conviction. The musician was jailed for 19 years in 2009 for shooting an actress at his Californian home. His lawyers claim he was not given a fair trial because Los ...
CNN International
By Reza Sayah, CNN Islamabad, Pakistan (CNN) -- A former federal lawmaker is among at least 33 people killed in a fresh spate of violence over the past 24 hours in the Pakistani city of Karachi, police officials said Thursday. ...
Reuters
1 of 2. San Bernardino County Sheriffs deputies Mike Walker and Federico Hernandez (R) look at headstones recovered during a search of a home in Loma Linda, California in this handout photo released to Reuters August 17, 2011. ...
The Guardian
The government says it wants to send out a message. But is there any moral justification for such tough punishments? Too heavily punished? Perry Sutcliffe-Keenan and Jordan Blackshaw. Photograph: guardian.co.uk If it is a fundamental principle of ...
BusinessWeek
By Keith Jenkins and Candice Zachariahs Aug. 18 (Bloomberg) -- The dollar and yen gained against most major counterparts on speculation a report today will show US inflation isn't weak enough for the Federal Reserve to consider a third round of ...
WBXH
AP Entertainment News Video More>> By MARY PEMBERTON AP ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) - Hot sauce is a dinner table option to some parents. But to prosecutors in Alaska, forcing it on a 7-year-old boy as punishment amounts to child abuse. ...
Politico
The CEO of Starbucks is urging fellow business leaders to join him in getting Washington's attention by refusing to give money to political campaigns until there is a serious plan to rein in deficits. “I am asking that all of us forgo political ...
Univisión
Rusia perdió contacto con un potente satélite de telecomunicaciones, el Express-AM4, lanzado en la madrugada del jueves, el cual no llegó a ponerse en órbita, indicó una fuente de la industria espacial a la agencia Interfax. ...
BBC News
A US court has refused to allow music producer Phil Spector to appeal his murder conviction. The musician was jailed for 19 years in 2009 for shooting an actress at his Californian home. His lawyers claim he was not given a fair trial because Los ...
CNN International
By Reza Sayah, CNN Islamabad, Pakistan (CNN) -- A former federal lawmaker is among at least 33 people killed in a fresh spate of violence over the past 24 hours in the Pakistani city of Karachi, police officials said Thursday. ...
Reuters
1 of 2. San Bernardino County Sheriffs deputies Mike Walker and Federico Hernandez (R) look at headstones recovered during a search of a home in Loma Linda, California in this handout photo released to Reuters August 17, 2011. ...
The Guardian
The government says it wants to send out a message. But is there any moral justification for such tough punishments? Too heavily punished? Perry Sutcliffe-Keenan and Jordan Blackshaw. Photograph: guardian.co.uk If it is a fundamental principle of ...
BusinessWeek
By Keith Jenkins and Candice Zachariahs Aug. 18 (Bloomberg) -- The dollar and yen gained against most major counterparts on speculation a report today will show US inflation isn't weak enough for the Federal Reserve to consider a third round of ...
WBXH
AP Entertainment News Video More>> By MARY PEMBERTON AP ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) - Hot sauce is a dinner table option to some parents. But to prosecutors in Alaska, forcing it on a 7-year-old boy as punishment amounts to child abuse. ...
Politico
The CEO of Starbucks is urging fellow business leaders to join him in getting Washington's attention by refusing to give money to political campaigns until there is a serious plan to rein in deficits. “I am asking that all of us forgo political ...
Univisión
Rusia perdió contacto con un potente satélite de telecomunicaciones, el Express-AM4, lanzado en la madrugada del jueves, el cual no llegó a ponerse en órbita, indicó una fuente de la industria espacial a la agencia Interfax. ...
BBC News
A US court has refused to allow music producer Phil Spector to appeal his murder conviction. The musician was jailed for 19 years in 2009 for shooting an actress at his Californian home. His lawyers claim he was not given a fair trial because Los ...
CNN International
By Reza Sayah, CNN Islamabad, Pakistan (CNN) -- A former federal lawmaker is among at least 33 people killed in a fresh spate of violence over the past 24 hours in the Pakistani city of Karachi, police officials said Thursday. ...
Reuters
1 of 2. San Bernardino County Sheriffs deputies Mike Walker and Federico Hernandez (R) look at headstones recovered during a search of a home in Loma Linda, California in this handout photo released to Reuters August 17, 2011. ...
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